The construction crew at the Jensen Bridge construction site have decided to make their work site a little homelier and inviting to crew members. Spokeman for the project, Lenny Marsh, told reporters, “We thought, what with construction delays and all those over runs, we were gong to be here for a long time. No one…

“I’ve still got it!” exclaimed local garage sale enthusiast Leonard Small after completing a negotiation which resulted in the purchase of a paperback book for an impressive 50% discount. “It was really a master class in garage sale negotiation technique.” Small remarked as he retold the series of events to staff reporters. “I knew I…

Are we in debt or just deficit spending? Like a lot of families, that is the question a local families, the Bagwells, are having to grapple with. In a statement to reporters, Jenny Bagwell said she had informed her husband, Remi, that his spending for the last few months was well beyond the allocations approved…

“I just don’t get the point.” That’s what local resident Frank Reynolds told his wife Jill earlier this week when she suggested that they clean their house. Frank quickly reminding her that their long-time friends, the Hendersons, were not due to arrive until the next week. Cleaning the house would clearly not be necessary until…

Long time North City resident Randy Smith just broke the bank! Smith is the newest winner of the provincial lottery taking in over one million dollars. Despite the massive windfall, Randy says he’s going to continue working at Paramount Management Services, where he has been an office supervisor for more than twenty years. All this…