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North City Council Introduces New Driver Training Program For Driving in Smaller Cities
Getting used to small city driving and understanding the subtle changes in the traffic laws that govern our streets can be difficult for new drivers…
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Owner of Airport Gift Shop Forced to Buy Gift From Other Airport Gift Shop
Gerold Smith is the owner of the Nice n’ Pricey gift shop at the North City airport. After heading in to work on Thursday, he…
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Researchers Find People Who are Alone a Lot May Not be Antisocial. They Could Just be Dicks
Loneliness has been identified as a growing health problem in modern society. Scientists at the North City Health Services Unit wanted to find out why.…
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Local News
Girlfriend Sends Waitress Away Again to Reconsidering Menu Options as Party of 12 Arrive
Joe always knew it could happen to anyone but now it was happening to him! It happened on a special date he had planned with…
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Local Restaurant Rolls Out Brand New Menu Adjectives
Long time local dinner “The Grease Trap” wants everyone to know that big changes are coming to their classic menu that has served this fine…
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Awesome Car, Great Stereo, Lame-O Taste in Music
Chad Smith had finally saved enough to buy the car of his dreams. Not only that but he could also afford to equip it with…
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Politics
Protesters Target Local Comedy Club for Not Accommodating People with No Sense of Humor
Local comedy club “The Chortle Factory“ was the site of a major protest today. Representatives of the group People for the Ethical Treatment of the…
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City Council Hires Firm to Look Into Overuse of Outside Consultation
City officials want to let the voting public know that they are taking, very seriously, the criticism that City Hall uses too many outside consultation…
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Indie Music Influencer Disappointed Favorite Band Has Released an Unironically Likable Album
“What were they thinking?” That was local music influencer Sarah Jones’ first reaction after listening to the new album “Everything is So Trash” by well…
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Guys Not Finding Fart Jokes Funny Anymore Could be an Early Sign of a Serious Medical Condition
A NCN investigation – Kurt (not his real name) knew something was wrong. Lately, he just didn’t seem to be the same guy he had…
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