Category: Political
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Protesters Target Local Comedy Club for Not Accommodating People with No Sense of Humor
Local comedy club “The Chortle Factory“ was the site of a major protest today. Representatives of the group People for the Ethical Treatment of the Humorless (PETH)“ told NCN reporters, “This kind of discrimination has gone on too long, People without a sense of humor need to be listened to . . And not in…
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City Council Hires Firm to Look Into Overuse of Outside Consultation
City officials want to let the voting public know that they are taking, very seriously, the criticism that City Hall uses too many outside consultation firms when making decisions on local matters. Many critics have suggested that outside consultation is often unnecessary since there are already city staff, who have the skills required, that could…
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Government officials vote to slow down their tanking of the Economy
Government committees are meeting over the weekend to try to work out just how they are going to meet their self-imposed deadlines related to their tanking of multiple sectors of the economy. “We are steadfast in our commitment to the people of this great nation to be completely transparent when reporting on our progress on…
