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AI Research App Confirms AI is Definitely Not Secretly Becoming Your Overlord
A big question in the tech world right now is just how powerful should we allow AI technologies to become. We seem to be at crossroads with technology where we are not sure if we are going to continue to use AI to better humanity or are we going to run the risk of becoming…
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Local Man Dedicates His Life to Online Shaming People Into Parking Straighter
They say that everyone has a calling in life. Some work to cure cancer, some work to feed and protect the venerable, some may even work a lifetime to invent just a single life saving technology. Finding that calling is one of life’s greatest gifts. Local resident Steve Wicks likes to think he has been…
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Advertisement: Our New Product is Way Better Than The Old Piece of Trash Product We Used to Sell
“Hey, we get it. The old Super Ultra Brightening Sudsy Suds Detergent was not that great. Quite frankly, we weren’t bringing our “A” game. And that’s is exactly why we think you should try our awesome NEW product! Introducing NEW and IMPROVED Super Ultra Brightening Sudsy Suds Detergent. It’s new so you know it has…
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Economist’s Forecast of a “Technical Recession” is Based on More Than Just “Reliable” Data
The federal economic forecast has just been released for the second quarter of this year and it doesn’t look good. Many people don’t know that teams of economists work for weeks on this report by compiling and collating information from all relevant sources. The exact method of collecting this financial information is technical and complex…
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Philosophers Can’t Agree on Whether Doing the Hokie-Pokie is Really What It’s All About
Sparks were flying this weekend at North City U as this year’s Annual Philosopher’s s Convention and Chili Bake-off began to wind down. The final discussion question presented to the conference attendees was, “Is doing the Hokie-Pokie and turning one’s self around really what it’s all about?” Or is it time to question the wisdom…
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Having to Look Up While Crossing Street Results in Serious Neck Strain for Local Pedestrian
Long time North City resident Johnny Jones suffered a serious neck injury earlier this week when he was forced to look up while he crossing a street. According to eye witnesses, a passerby noticed Jones attempting to cross a street against the lights just as a vehicle entered the intersection. The passerby then yelled at…
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We Asked 5 Experts If Online Click Baiting is Ruining Society and You Will Never Believe What They Said! No One Saw This Coming!
We talked to five different experts on media just how detrimental the practice of “click baiting” (developing content for no other reason than to get users to click on a link) is to people’s ability to concentrate. We also wanted to know if this practice is undermining our faith in on-line information sources. All our…
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“Tommy Texter” Theatre Etiquette PSA Campaign Rejected These Characters
If you are a movie-goer, you probably remember the famous line: “Don’t be a Tommy Texter”. Well, you are about to hear that line in movie theaters again. Theater owners are binging back their popular PSA campaign that made that line famous. Commonly referred to as the “Tommy Texter” ads or the “Theater Ruiners”, the…