Tag: Satire
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New Reality Survival Series Explores the Fun of Watching People Trying to Dodge E-Scooters
A local based production seeks to use modern everyday horror-inducing situations as a backdrop to a new survival challenge reality series. The new blockbuster series highlights a modern twist on the traditional survivalist theme of man vs. the environment. While most series in this genre take place in the wilderness, this series moves the challenge…
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IT Coder Guy Says Updating Profile Pic to Include Ponytail and Sweats Big Part of Job Search Strategy
Today’s job market is perhaps more competitive than ever. With the advent of AI candidate screening technology, on-line resumes have to be finely tuned if they have any chance of attracting a potential employer. Case in point: Joey Hack, a coder living in North City, was getting nowhere with the thousands of e-resumes he was…
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New This Fall on North City TV: Dancing With Douchebags
Let’s face it. This “Dancing with the Stars” thing has been done to death. But how about Dancing with the Stars with a twist. This Fall get ready for: Dancing With Douchebags. Who needs stars when you have douchebags. Instead of professional dancers working with inexperienced, talentless, annoying has-been stars, we have professional dancers dancing…
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AI Search Finds Portion of Term Paper Human Written
Is the modern university graduate going to be ready for the real world? That is the question that came out of a recent AI review of term papers submitted in an introductory History class at North City University. Dr. T. Wellington of the university’s History Department noticed that one or two of the end of…
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New Surgical Technique Allows Politicians to Literally Pull Money Out of Their Asses
Will the marvels of modern medicine ever cease? Using several federal research grants, a team from the North City Medical Research Institute have finally perfected a method of installing small money printing machines in human orifices. Amazingly, these new micro-printers are capable of churning out several legal tender bills per second (as long as the…